Alvin Bunny

WE HAS MOVED!!!!!!

2011-02-01T12:17:00.004Z

I am no longer an innercity bunny :o

mum has bringed us to Scotland to have a new life in the country, we still have our nice big cage but now its never shut!!! we gots a whole room for just me and my Holly.

we moved end of September 2010 and I was so excited I didnt even do hunger strike. even the chippies came this time too so we knew it was a forever move and not just a holiday.

We went an met the new vet the other day for a manicure, I thought she was very nice and I was a really good boy.. even Holly was good but my stroppy wifeybun decided she wasnt happy and did hunger strike two days later, mum was really worried and just to prove it wasnt me she needed to fix I ated loads of food everytime she camed upstairs to see us.

mum said shes going to get dad to build a big run so we can go play in our new garden in the summer... im not sure im happy with this idea *thumps*

here is some pics of our new home

Beens a while but......

2010-05-30T09:14:00.003+01:00

I would like to introduce you all to my new wifeybun.

She is called Holly and is very pwetty i loves her loads already <3

After Pearly Died i got very very sad so mum sent me straight to the rescue to cheer me up, i missed my mom and Pearl but within aday all the other bunnies had really made me smile, i even binkied in my crate... First the rescue lady tried me with Butterfly and although i was really keen *oops* she didnt like me back sniffffffffffffffffffff so the rescue lady decided it wasnt going to happen. little did we all realise the new bunny who had only been there for a week and was on hunger strike would take a liking to little old me whooooop. She really perked up being in the crate next to me and we started talking through the bars... rescue lady took the hint and let us move in together...even with my crazy your mine humping she STILL liked me yaaaaaayyyyy

so 2 1/2 weeks laters mum came to pick us both up.... Holly is a scardy bunny and dont like mum much yet so i has been protecting her.. even with free run of the house we like to chill in our own room and neglect poor mum hahahahaha.

so here she is.... Holly <3

2010-04-09T21:52:00.002+01:00

Pearl died yesterday :'(

mum took her away and bought her back dead. I buzzed and i groomed but she didnt wake up.

I hate my mum she did this to my Pearl :'( :'(

I will never recover she was my world *sniffff*

Im sorry its been a while...

2009-12-10T11:54:00.004Z

No real excuses fellow buns im ashamed to say I just didnt have the hearts to share my latest newses. my mom is very sad these days and if you have the stomach to read on I shall explain whys.

4 weeks after the last post my vetman gave my little teefs the all clear, but one day in July both me and my wifey Pearl got poorlies... Dad went away and I gots a really bad stasis, I wanted to curl up and die my tummy hurted so much. mom cried loads too and for almost a week I was being sent away to the hospitals for the day to get loads of injections and forced fed grrrrrrr. Slowly I felt better and decided I loved my mom and I was going to stay for a while longer, the Bridge can wait haha. Once since then I gots gas but mom has treatment at home and my tummy felt better in a few hours.

Now my Pearl :'( :'( she said she couldnt breathes right and was panting withs her mouth open.. while I was fighting stasis Pearl was admitted to the hospitals too to see why she was poorly. loads of drugs she was given and she seemed to be better for a while..she even had Xrays too :0

so then in August Lifes seemed ok :) but we had some strange visitors comes through our window one night late and they threw the house all apart.. we Could hear mom screaming but she didnt come up to us, we was so scared but I stood infront of my Pearly I would of got em !!!

they kept shouting at mom and dad "wheres the grow, wheres the money, wheres the weed" over and over one of em even opened a bag full of our pee haha. take that mr burgular!!!

afters a while mom and one of the burgulars came up to see we was oks, Pearl hid but I ran over and mom gave us some pellets and told us we would be fine.

then the mens were goned and uniformed peoples came, by this time I was pretty peeved at my broken sleep so I thumped at the lady who tried to stroke me pffft!!!!

Then it was quiet and mom didnt leave the house for a week :0

Just as life started to get normal again Pearly got ill again, atlho in truth the steriods were just masking the illness and when they ran out she got poorly again, luckily the old rubbish vetman who had misdiagnosed for months had goned to a new hospitals and on the sad day of September 16th 2009 our Pearl was confirmed she had an enlarged heart, only by the xray that was taken in July too!!!!!!
through moms tears she is filled with Anger.... how long has pearl been on the wrong treatment and during this time the heart has drastically enlarged. no more xrays, no more travels to see our family Pearl is not stable enough :'( :'( mom says shes sorry but we may not have Pearl for long now even with the 4 different types of drugs daily. broked heart is an understatement.

even being the strong boy that I am.... im crying as I type this.. Please if you have a god Prey for my Pearl.. I dont want her to go to the bridge without me :'( :'(

owwwie :'(

2009-06-06T13:53:00.003+01:00

Ive had my teefs done... I knew mum was plotting something when she started whispering with the pretty vets lady the other week....

This is what happened... the Sunday of the bank holiday just gone I ates all my veg breakfast but I thinks I was too piggy because by the time mum found me at 2pm I was hurting in my tummy like mad again and hiding in the carrier, mum says its sometimes just gas so she forces me to drink infacol, this time tho I wasnt in the mood to be a good bunny and i really fighted her bad GRRRRRRRR

She was crying because I beat her up and then she made me go in the carrier to visit the pretty lady, she gave me lovely pain takeaway druggies and I was fine by the night time.. tummy ache all goned.. but they whispered *angry face*

So im happily minding my own business on Thursday (over a week laters) and mum made me get in the carrier, now you know im a big brave boy but soon as I smelled I was at the vets place I was scared.. THEN SHE LEFT ME!!!!!!

they say I had a dental, but my teefs werent too bad and didnt cut my tongue but they was going to *shock* if they were not sorted.

When I got home I was really woozy that sleep maker stuff is very strange and mum cried again seeing me lie there with my eyes closed, she made me seperate from pearl too just as I was feeling better and started to eat my hay !!!!

I showed mum in the camera I was a good boy eating all my hay so she let me back with pearl :)

I was still feeling a bit off yesterday :'(

Today I am well enough to tell you all about my cunnning mum and the vets peoples and to warn all you bunnies out there.. be careful when they whispers they planning an owwie teefs time for you

im still keeping out of mums way, just incase she tries to get me in the carrier again... Im not liking dentals time!!

We had a visitor today :)

2009-05-16T20:13:00.008+01:00

her name is Audrey and shes a house rabbit in London.. how cool is that :)

Audrey's Webpage

she travelled up just to meet us... i was very honoured hehe, but still didnt tidy my messy floor oops!

when she got here she met the other animals of this household, and we treated her to a slap up meal of Parsley :) then my Ralph took her to the local Reservoir to see the Tower Ballroom (where they filmed Boon once upon a time dont ya know.... and mum says the new film Clubbed had a few scenes there too...

then mum and nan took her to town to meet the bullring bull and shopping at the markets... she said she had a good day and hopefully she will tell all her friends about her new Brummie Rabbit pals :) :) :)

dont tell Pearl but i think Audrey is so very pretty id even share a cawwot with her *loves*

few piccys of Audrey's little visit

so tired out now.. think i need a little nap *yawns*

Im the king of the Castle

2009-04-13T14:55:00.003+01:00

Enjoying a lazy Easter weekend with my mum, my dad and my Pearl *loves*

I need to put the record straight..... Auntie Bekkie told my mum that her bunny Dylan is the Easter Bunny and that he came to our house and I mugged him *shocked* for all of the choccy eggs.. mum has been really upset that she got no choccy eggs and shes almost believed the liar that is Dylan Bunny... im so mad!!!!!!!

mummy I promise I may be a demon but I would never never never steal your chocolate, I dont even like the stuff YUK gimmie a yummy bunch of parsley any day over that nasty sugar stuff!!!

I would also like to say... I miss my good pal Carlton :'( he seems to have disappeared from blogging and RU *sniffff* I do hope him and his mummy are ok.

im also sorry to my good pal Ludo for doubting him.... norty Faline has very hypnotics eyes :(

oh oh oh Pearl has lost weight too... mum had her on a slight diet since the vet man looked at my mum in disgust that pearly was porky (he was wrong shes beautiful not fat!!!) she is now down to a lovely slim 3kg (was 3.3kg) we didnt like getting weighed tho, but mum gave us some apple to say sorry yaaaaay :)

Apart from the lies and rumours being spread about me and my missing my pal Carlton today on Easter Monday... life is GOOOOOOD here I am admiring my kingdom

Happy Easter Everyone xxx

we has moved

2009-04-10T11:45:00.007+01:00

no longer are we in the front cold room with peoples invading our home :) mum decided that wed be happier in our own bedroom just like her... so we moved up the stairs, ive been here before so I was brave and looked after Pearl she was scared because she never mastered the stairs so it took her a few days to settle in. I like this pad better I do miss my sofa to hide under tho :(

best of all, when mum is in we get to play in her room too, we has already found all the loose bits of wallpaper hehe :) ANNNNNND we gots a bed now :)

I even let mum snuggle with us and I dont box her no mores :)

I Want to leave home

2008-12-09T20:17:00.002Z

me and my mum have had a huge falled out :( we was so happy and she all of a sudden decided she gonna eat me.. i cant beleive it :( :( :( i fited and growled and grunted and scratched and i managed to escape from her, but she keeps trying.. im scared and i hate her and she fattening me up with home made biscuits, i think they have something in them to make me sleepy so she can get me. Pearl takes the best hidy spot in our basket house and i have to try to hide in the litter tray under the hay where mum cant find me...

i have my little suitcase packed ready to go... but i cant reach the big lock up the top of the door :'( im a prisoner and she keepts trying to grab me.. i hate her i hateher ihateher...

PLEASE SOMEONE COME SAVE ME i dont know how long i can keep fiting her off for, im tired or protecting my pearly from mum and dads never here to save us either.... this is bunny abuse, pearl says shes handling us and she just sits there like a good girsl but i know if she dont come bsck one day mum has eatened her.....

SAD and HAPPY how???

2008-10-30T21:06:00.004Z

we had some sad news *tries not to cry* my pal nibbles (the one who eats souls) has lost her little sister.. she was only a baby but her mummy said she was too cute for this world and has been taken to the bridge early... i caught mom crying when she had bunspace open so we sended minnie a candle to say goodbye with the new nomies they gave us.... that is our sad :'(

here is a picture of us getting cleaned up at the gate, right by the front door.....

our reason for the extra cleaning (and pearl now running around binkying) DADS COMING HOME yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

mum said hell be here within the hour and we are all so excited, mum has hoovered but pearl decided she prefers the hay look and has emptied the litter trays in both rooms just for dad, he prefers the hay look too... honest haha that is our happy.

its so hard to have both at the same time... we dont know which to be *confuzzled*

IN THE DARK OUTRAGE!!!!

2008-10-27T18:33:00.006Z

well mums got her sad face on, ralph looks like his world has fallen apart, and i am LIVID *angry face icon* and who is responsible... my dad ofcourse!!!!!!

he has goned away to see my nanny in scotland and he took the light with him... im totally discusded and i had to pretect my Pearl she was so scared.... mum went to her usualy place to make hay money and it wented dark while she was goned and dad never came back to give us the light :'( mum... he better come home soon so i can box his nortiness away

look look look this is what were sat in snifffffffffffffff

i wanted to show you a piccie i draws for aunti bekki on msn but mum said it was her *shocked face icon* one day i will be really famous :)

I IZ FAMOUS

2008-10-04T18:38:00.003+01:00

Well mum said i never seem to win any comps for being cute, a face only a mother could love she says.. pffft to her!!!

With my beautiful wife Pearl AlvinTV seems to be quite a success with a few viewers who tune in from time to time.. thank you all i hope you enjoy our BB type show :)

mum got a magazine today called bunny mad which she had sent off a few pics to enter the cutest bunny competition, i didnt win :'( and mum said only she finds me cute, beauty is in the eye of the beholder type of thing... BUT my pic of the fridge raid made it into the funny bunny section.. my mum is so chuffed shes now told us we have to pretend to sleep so she can send our pics for the sleepy bunny comp... do you think shes one of them pushy mummys trying to make me famous at the expense of my happiness??

my mate peanuts son also got into the funny bunny section when he was a tiny little baby, im sure thier mummy is very proud, hell be famous too :) and the lovely nibbles who my mom adores made it into the cute bunnies section... what a fantastic mag... we all cant wait for the next issue in April.......

heres a few pics from Alvin TV for those of you who cant tune in for what ever reason

one final thing, Pearl wants to send lots of hugs to Ludo and his mummy.... they are having a tough time right now and she wants them to know we all luv them xxxx

busy busy busy

2008-09-17T18:16:00.003+01:00

About us first, well it is my blog... the new camera finally came, not sure how famous me and pearl will get with only 4 viewers at a time pffft so ive posted two links to the same place, one streaming direct from the camera, lovely clear and fast pics even over the net and the other slower and not so great runnings of the pc... dunno how dad did it but itll do... im almost ready to sign autographs.

i also appologise to those who take the time to view, the mess of alvingham place is a disgrace which leads me on to a mum update... she went to her vets for a second time and was sent to the big vets place to do a pee and blood sample, she been really poorly sick in her bedroom and we only getting let out by dad at nighttime when he gets home from work, but mums guilt does mean extra treats haha and we dont mind locked up so much cus we only snooze and happy flop during the day anyhows. she ventured down yesterday to clean out our litter trays ewww they was getting pongy and dad wouldnt do that one job for her, took almost an hour with tears (hers)... shes such a wuss... pearl kept licking her hand and i did think about it but hey im a man i dont do emotions...

mum also said she misses her RU pals but cant face the lappy or summat like that...

off to pose infront of my new camera :)

Another mum post...

2008-09-11T07:59:00.002+01:00

As we not doing much these days... *yawns* i thought id update everyone on my poorly mum.

shes been lying about all week, she said her vet said it was a virus... i do hope she got a sharp ouch too !!!

he gave her pills to stop the sick but she said shes still so tired and achey if she was a bunny the vet would do the kind thing and put her out of her misery... me and pearl dont understand what she means tho *confuzled*

she had a little chat with her boss yesterday and he said my hay is safe for now whoooop whooop whoooop.

and dad still hasnt sorted out my camera... will i ever be famous :(

mum is still really sad :*((

2008-09-03T18:32:00.001+01:00

shes come home with a big headache from the place of work... she said that she told the boss men i was going to bite if they sent the recession here but i know she didnt shes scared of them... she said its worked for today... 3 other hoomans have had redunce and shes sad for them too.... but my hay may not be safe yet. im going to stop eating it so my teef get bigger and more scary so well never get a knocking door :)

pearl is giving mum extra fuss, because obviously i have my anti-hooman reputation to keep but i really want to cuddle her right now too, i dont like leaking eyes from my mum :*(

dad got his present today a new piture maker for his online games it went into the big box that he plays on when he should be playing with us.
mums camera is cancelled too cus dad messed up the order and she said at this rate ill never be famous pffft!!!!

IS this bunny cruelty?

2008-09-02T19:16:00.003+01:00

while all my bunny pals are going on hols, getting presents whats happening to me and pearl... VETS VETS VETS.... tonight we went for another jabby ouch needle. this will be our 3rd visit in a month and im worried we is being mistreated... im a VERY important bunny too even the vet asked for the springy one first hahahaahaha.

dad is also on a phonecall rampage... we are scared hes telling some manager off because theyve messed up the order for moms camera up.... dunno who she plans to spy on ??

mum also gots a sad face, she said the recession is knocking on our door and i might have to give up my hay :*(( why would the recession knock on our door??... she thinks tomorrow the boss men are going to make her redunce and shell cry in public.... im more worried about my hay!!!!!!!

Pearl said mum dont love us no more :'(

2008-08-21T17:02:00.004+01:00

but its ok Pearl was very wrong yaaaaay.... let me tell you about my day.

mum came down from her bed like normal, got out yummy breakfast out of the fridge and then it all went a bit strange !

mum started to take the roof off our prison, thats all ok cus i thought she was just making a different home (she does that a lot) but then dad was there helping and we started to get worried... was we being sent to a new home :'( we like this home it has yummy wallpaper to eat

our roof :(

pearl starting to worry about our home being broken down

so into the carrier we was put... i started to hump pearl just to remind her that no matter what happened to us she would always be my wife (even with ugly back scabs)

then a strange thing happened mum set our pen up at nanny Rose's house and stayed with us... i really didnt understand but mum said it was so we could keep our house... strange

heres how a bunnyless house looks (pretty pants if you ask me!)

and the tiny pen at nannys house

when we realised we was just visiting just like when we go to scotland we started to enjoy the bribe treats hehe and then all of a sudden dad came to pick us up and we are home again....mum thinks sulking under the sofa but really just resting after our exciting family visiting... *YAWN*

p.s. what does same time next year mean... mum said it to nanny rose as we left... *confused*

Magic

2008-08-19T19:06:00.003+01:00

I think i must be going mad.. mum has doned magic and i cant beleive my eyes... a years hard work vanished :'( and she said we have to stay in prison tonight or the magnolia paints monster will get us.... pfffft!!!!

can you see the magics shes worked

NOT IMPRESSED

2008-08-18T19:12:00.002+01:00

Why is it when Pearl gets poorly I have to go to the vets too??? im not a happy bunny today and as soon as we get out of prison im gonna chew wallpaper *thumps*

Oh yeah Pearl is ok by the way, cheeky vet asked if id been beating my woman!!!! mum was very insistent we is happily married and it was the horrible vaccination that made my beautiful girl all ugly and scabby on her back... no humpin tonight ewwwww

mum has to bathe her with warm salty water and give her anti-biotics, yuuuuuum that means we get brown bread for a week i luuuuuuuvvvvvvvvv baytril and brown bread... i betta get some or i will cause chaos.

mum got a big cheesy grin all over her face, i think she was worried that pearly would get ill like i did and shed have to stay at hospital, dad knew she would be fine and even told her so! i do wish mum wasnt such a girl hahaha... pearl said mums only happy cus she didnt have to pay the vets fee but i know its cus she loves my woman as much as i do..... now back to the bribe treats we are getting for being good at the vets

Routine

2008-08-17T11:02:00.009+01:00

Im sure all my fellow bunny friends will agree food should be fed in a strict routine. so far i have goned onto hunger strike 3 times to punish mummy for not having my breakfast veg ready at 8am on the dot... admittedly the one time i scared myself when my tummy hurt so much from hunger the vets made me stay there overnight :'( i was so scared and mum spent the whole weekend crying. so without fail she sets her ringy thing for 7am even on the days she dont go to work to give us a little run, she says it keeps our tummys moving.. and then a vision of lovelyness appears before us yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

not fun now tho its chippies time out and mum doesnt trust that wifebun of mine not to attack them so we gotta stay in for a few hours pfffft!!!!isnt Bud Bud a friendly little chippie :) thats him on mums shoulder on his out time.

heres us pretending we dont care were in prison !!!!!

Mum said that cus ive eaten the wallpaper we gotta stay in all day while she sorts the mess of the walls cus the people who own the house are coming and thursday and they wont appreciate all my hard wallpaper stripping work.

i dont think it looks bad for a years work hehehe

I gots a gold card too

2008-08-16T21:08:00.004+01:00

I got it from my good pal Carltons blogsite... even mum dont got a GOLD card hahaha

now i got the hang of this blogging lark im going to retire to under the sofa for a well earned rest im pooped....

Picture testing

2008-08-16T20:00:00.003+01:00

Pearl said to be a good blogger i must post pics of her..hmmm shes such a WAG and im not even a bunny footballer so here goes im gonna post a few pics.. *crosses fingers for success*

this was us the other morning when mum went of out the big door to the room with no roof.. she says its work ands it pays for my hay so i just wait for the dad to let us back out when he gets out of bed. see how pearl steals the best spot !!!

mum just gave us some parsley... yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum

All my pals got blogs...

2008-08-16T18:21:00.000+01:00

Ive decided to create a blog so i can be part of the INN crowd.

I was the only bunny without a blog on the Forum Rabbits United and Pearl said I better get one started so that the hoomins on the forum dont forget we exist..

hmmmph dunno why she couldnt get at the typing im always the one getting in trouble and if i get caught using mums lappy ill get grounded AGAIN!!

hope you enjoy :)