Life as an Innercity House Rabbit U/D Country life now :D

Hi all and welcome to my blog...

As it happens i will tell you what its like here in Scotland, the life i share with my wifebun Holly, the strange hoomins, Mr Ralph the dog and the tiny chipmunks :)

Tuesday, 9 December 2008

I Want to leave home

me and my mum have had a huge falled out :( we was so happy and she all of a sudden decided she gonna eat me.. i cant beleive it :( :( :( i fited and growled and grunted and scratched and i managed to escape from her, but she keeps trying.. im scared and i hate her and she fattening me up with home made biscuits, i think they have something in them to make me sleepy so she can get me. Pearl takes the best hidy spot in our basket house and i have to try to hide in the litter tray under the hay where mum cant find me...

i have my little suitcase packed ready to go... but i cant reach the big lock up the top of the door :'( im a prisoner and she keepts trying to grab me.. i hate her i hateher ihateher...

PLEASE SOMEONE COME SAVE ME i dont know how long i can keep fiting her off for, im tired or protecting my pearly from mum and dads never here to save us either.... this is bunny abuse, pearl says shes handling us and she just sits there like a good girsl but i know if she dont come bsck one day mum has eatened her.....

6 comments:

Carlton Jamal said...

Oh, Alvin, don't be doing a silly! Your hoomins is not wanting to eat you up, she only wants handle you to make sure you is okay and has no poorlies or lumps and bumps! You must let your hoomins handle you... I'll let you into a secret... when Mama handles me, I get extra treats, maybe you will too! x

Ludo van puppy said...

oh no! I did not know people like to eat us rabbit dogs! I will tell Molly and Faline! But I think your mum is nice and would not try to eat you. My mum picks me up lots and she not eated me yet, infact it good for getting to places you can't normally reach. Molly is three and he has never tried to be eated and he gets picked up lots.
Maybe I should come protect you, if anyone is gonna be eated it'll be Ralph, he much bigger so would stretch further. So you should try not to do worrying. You will get wrinkles.
~lickies, Ludo

d. moll, l.ac. said...

Our mum wants to eat us too. But lately she has been making us eat just from her hands. That's the only foods we gets is from her hands, so we are thinking maybe hands are nice. They are good for petting and typing.
-Tyler and Sydney Spot

furrybutts said...

The hoomans handle us sometimes, too! And then they start playing with our feetsies!! We don't like it one bit, but we do like all the treats that we get after that. They've never tried to put us into their mouths though.. we would shoot poop at them if they try to do that!!

FrecklesandDeb said...

Carlton Jamal told us that you think your humans want to eat you, so we had to rush over to find out what has going on. We think you may have gotten the wrong idea, but just in case, we suggest that you pretend to like her holding you to throw her off the track! Maybe she'll forget the whole thing when she realizes how sweet you are.

We'll add you to our blogroll so we can come back and check on you to make sure you're okay!
Binkies.

thefluffies said...

That is a funny thought, Alvin.. Ur huuman mom loves u.. She will never eat u.. But she's definately wants to hold u and kiss u with her mouth..errr lips.. hehehe..

U can come to live with us if u want.. (and if u manage to get a flite ticket to get here). Mom said she always have a room for u...

Come visit us at any time :)

-Daddy Dino and The Fluffies-

There was an error in this gadget

Endangered Animal of the Day

Bunny Rabbit Picture of the Day