owwwie :'(

Ive had my teefs done... I knew mum was plotting something when she started whispering with the pretty vets lady the other week....

This is what happened... the Sunday of the bank holiday just gone I ates all my veg breakfast but I thinks I was too piggy because by the time mum found me at 2pm I was hurting in my tummy like mad again and hiding in the carrier, mum says its sometimes just gas so she forces me to drink infacol, this time tho I wasnt in the mood to be a good bunny and i really fighted her bad GRRRRRRRR

She was crying because I beat her up and then she made me go in the carrier to visit the pretty lady, she gave me lovely pain takeaway druggies and I was fine by the night time.. tummy ache all goned.. but they whispered *angry face*

So im happily minding my own business on Thursday (over a week laters) and mum made me get in the carrier, now you know im a big brave boy but soon as I smelled I was at the vets place I was scared.. THEN SHE LEFT ME!!!!!!

they say I had a dental, but my teefs werent too bad and didnt cut my tongue but they was going to *shock* if they were not sorted.

When I got home I was really woozy that sleep maker stuff is very strange and mum cried again seeing me lie there with my eyes closed, she made me seperate from pearl too just as I was feeling better and started to eat my hay !!!!

I showed mum in the camera I was a good boy eating all my hay so she let me back with pearl :)



I was still feeling a bit off yesterday :'(

Today I am well enough to tell you all about my cunnning mum and the vets peoples and to warn all you bunnies out there.. be careful when they whispers they planning an owwie teefs time for you

im still keeping out of mums way, just incase she tries to get me in the carrier again... Im not liking dentals time!!

We had a visitor today :)

her name is Audrey and shes a house rabbit in London.. how cool is that :)

Audrey's Webpage

she travelled up just to meet us... i was very honoured hehe, but still didnt tidy my messy floor oops!

when she got here she met the other animals of this household, and we treated her to a slap up meal of Parsley :) then my Ralph took her to the local Reservoir to see the Tower Ballroom (where they filmed Boon once upon a time dont ya know.... and mum says the new film Clubbed had a few scenes there too...

then mum and nan took her to town to meet the bullring bull and shopping at the markets... she said she had a good day and hopefully she will tell all her friends about her new Brummie Rabbit pals :) :) :)

dont tell Pearl but i think Audrey is so very pretty id even share a cawwot with her *loves*

few piccys of Audrey's little visit


so tired out now.. think i need a little nap *yawns*

Im the king of the Castle

Enjoying a lazy Easter weekend with my mum, my dad and my Pearl *loves*

I need to put the record straight..... Auntie Bekkie told my mum that her bunny Dylan is the Easter Bunny and that he came to our house and I mugged him *shocked* for all of the choccy eggs.. mum has been really upset that she got no choccy eggs and shes almost believed the liar that is Dylan Bunny... im so mad!!!!!!!

mummy I promise I may be a demon but I would never never never steal your chocolate, I dont even like the stuff YUK gimmie a yummy bunch of parsley any day over that nasty sugar stuff!!!

I would also like to say... I miss my good pal Carlton :'( he seems to have disappeared from blogging and RU *sniffff* I do hope him and his mummy are ok.

im also sorry to my good pal Ludo for doubting him.... norty Faline has very hypnotics eyes :(

oh oh oh Pearl has lost weight too... mum had her on a slight diet since the vet man looked at my mum in disgust that pearly was porky (he was wrong shes beautiful not fat!!!) she is now down to a lovely slim 3kg (was 3.3kg) we didnt like getting weighed tho, but mum gave us some apple to say sorry yaaaaay :)

Apart from the lies and rumours being spread about me and my missing my pal Carlton today on Easter Monday... life is GOOOOOOD here I am admiring my kingdom

Happy Easter Everyone xxx

we has moved

no longer are we in the front cold room with peoples invading our home :) mum decided that wed be happier in our own bedroom just like her... so we moved up the stairs, ive been here before so I was brave and looked after Pearl she was scared because she never mastered the stairs so it took her a few days to settle in. I like this pad better I do miss my sofa to hide under tho :(

best of all, when mum is in we get to play in her room too, we has already found all the loose bits of wallpaper hehe :) ANNNNNND we gots a bed now :)

I even let mum snuggle with us and I dont box her no mores :)

I Want to leave home

me and my mum have had a huge falled out :( we was so happy and she all of a sudden decided she gonna eat me.. i cant beleive it :( :( :( i fited and growled and grunted and scratched and i managed to escape from her, but she keeps trying.. im scared and i hate her and she fattening me up with home made biscuits, i think they have something in them to make me sleepy so she can get me. Pearl takes the best hidy spot in our basket house and i have to try to hide in the litter tray under the hay where mum cant find me...

i have my little suitcase packed ready to go... but i cant reach the big lock up the top of the door :'( im a prisoner and she keepts trying to grab me.. i hate her i hateher ihateher...

PLEASE SOMEONE COME SAVE ME i dont know how long i can keep fiting her off for, im tired or protecting my pearly from mum and dads never here to save us either.... this is bunny abuse, pearl says shes handling us and she just sits there like a good girsl but i know if she dont come bsck one day mum has eatened her.....

SAD and HAPPY how???

we had some sad news *tries not to cry* my pal nibbles (the one who eats souls) has lost her little sister.. she was only a baby but her mummy said she was too cute for this world and has been taken to the bridge early... i caught mom crying when she had bunspace open so we sended minnie a candle to say goodbye with the new nomies they gave us.... that is our sad :'(





here is a picture of us getting cleaned up at the gate, right by the front door.....

our reason for the extra cleaning (and pearl now running around binkying) DADS COMING HOME yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

mum said hell be here within the hour and we are all so excited, mum has hoovered but pearl decided she prefers the hay look and has emptied the litter trays in both rooms just for dad, he prefers the hay look too... honest haha that is our happy.

its so hard to have both at the same time... we dont know which to be *confuzzled*

IN THE DARK OUTRAGE!!!!

well mums got her sad face on, ralph looks like his world has fallen apart, and i am LIVID *angry face icon* and who is responsible... my dad ofcourse!!!!!!

he has goned away to see my nanny in scotland and he took the light with him... im totally discusded and i had to pretect my Pearl she was so scared.... mum went to her usualy place to make hay money and it wented dark while she was goned and dad never came back to give us the light :'( mum... he better come home soon so i can box his nortiness away

look look look this is what were sat in snifffffffffffffff

i wanted to show you a piccie i draws for aunti bekki on msn but mum said it was her *shocked face icon* one day i will be really famous :)

I IZ FAMOUS

Well mum said i never seem to win any comps for being cute, a face only a mother could love she says.. pffft to her!!!

With my beautiful wife Pearl AlvinTV seems to be quite a success with a few viewers who tune in from time to time.. thank you all i hope you enjoy our BB type show :)

mum got a magazine today called bunny mad which she had sent off a few pics to enter the cutest bunny competition, i didnt win :'( and mum said only she finds me cute, beauty is in the eye of the beholder type of thing... BUT my pic of the fridge raid made it into the funny bunny section.. my mum is so chuffed shes now told us we have to pretend to sleep so she can send our pics for the sleepy bunny comp... do you think shes one of them pushy mummys trying to make me famous at the expense of my happiness??

my mate peanuts son also got into the funny bunny section when he was a tiny little baby, im sure thier mummy is very proud, hell be famous too :) and the lovely nibbles who my mom adores made it into the cute bunnies section... what a fantastic mag... we all cant wait for the next issue in April.......

heres a few pics from Alvin TV for those of you who cant tune in for what ever reason

one final thing, Pearl wants to send lots of hugs to Ludo and his mummy.... they are having a tough time right now and she wants them to know we all luv them xxxx

busy busy busy

About us first, well it is my blog... the new camera finally came, not sure how famous me and pearl will get with only 4 viewers at a time pffft so ive posted two links to the same place, one streaming direct from the camera, lovely clear and fast pics even over the net and the other slower and not so great runnings of the pc... dunno how dad did it but itll do... im almost ready to sign autographs.

i also appologise to those who take the time to view, the mess of alvingham place is a disgrace which leads me on to a mum update... she went to her vets for a second time and was sent to the big vets place to do a pee and blood sample, she been really poorly sick in her bedroom and we only getting let out by dad at nighttime when he gets home from work, but mums guilt does mean extra treats haha and we dont mind locked up so much cus we only snooze and happy flop during the day anyhows. she ventured down yesterday to clean out our litter trays ewww they was getting pongy and dad wouldnt do that one job for her, took almost an hour with tears (hers)... shes such a wuss... pearl kept licking her hand and i did think about it but hey im a man i dont do emotions...

mum also said she misses her RU pals but cant face the lappy or summat like that...

off to pose infront of my new camera :)

Another mum post...

As we not doing much these days... *yawns* i thought id update everyone on my poorly mum.

shes been lying about all week, she said her vet said it was a virus... i do hope she got a sharp ouch too !!!

he gave her pills to stop the sick but she said shes still so tired and achey if she was a bunny the vet would do the kind thing and put her out of her misery... me and pearl dont understand what she means tho *confuzled*

she had a little chat with her boss yesterday and he said my hay is safe for now whoooop whooop whoooop.

and dad still hasnt sorted out my camera... will i ever be famous :(